You know what’s old fashioned? Magic. Sure, it’s entertaining and all, but science hasn’t figured it out and that scares us.
Much controversy accompanied my town’s decision to install security cameras on intersections. Many argue it is an invasion of privacy. Apparently, people don’t want the city to take pictures of them texting or directing porn in the back seat while driving around in traffic.
What about all of the good things traffic cameras could tell us? Who doesn’t want to know if that chick in the car in front of you is wearing a YOLO t-shirt and no pants? That’s seems like valuable information.
At any rate, the cameras were voted down in my city. Evidently there are more voting porn directors in my city than I would have thought. It’s too bad really; they could have hooked up with the YOLO girl. Seems like a good match.
Plus, we could get really amazing card tricks.
My twitter feed is awkwardly devoid of porn directory and girls with no pants. You should follow me.